Funny Success Quotes

If at first you don’t succeed… skydiving is not for you

If at first you don’t succeed … Lower your standards

If at first you don’t succeed… your not Chuck Norris.

If at first you don’t succeed.. destroy all the evidence that shows you tried

Success.. trying is the first step toward failure

If at first you don’t succeed… order pizza

Success is like pregnancy.. everybody congratulates you but no one knows how many times you were screwed. 

If at first you don’t succeed, do it the way your wife told you to.

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